I'm an Weenie
posted by Staffer at
3:03 PM
To most, this what motorcycle rallies are all about. I/we/they all think bite the weenie, suck, bang, blow, bobbin for dildos all have something to do with sex, when in fact they are typical of the sexual euphemisms used to describe games that are played at most motorcycle rallies. Personally I'm waiting for burping the worm in the mole hole, parking the pink plymouth in the garage of love(Hope the boss/wife doesn't see this one), zallywhacking (Mommy what's a zally?) to become acceptable game names. That'll really get them thumpers going.
The more obvious choices, wet t-shirt contest, mud wresstling, pudding wrestling , beer belly contest, frozen t-shirt contest, hot buns, shake the buns, these are easily understand and shunned. Good old fashioned, clean American sex is a favorite for being ????.
But that is only the tip (no pun intended) of what happens. There are also:
What are all of those games about? I haven't got a clue. I do know that in the world motorcycles nothing is as it seems. Game names with sexual innuendos that have nothing to do with what they are implying, just a come on like the whores on 7th avenue ( I am a Rock). Christian MCs (who wouldn't harm a fly) with riders that would scare the bajeebers out of granny on a dark street or a lite for that matter.
The more obvious choices, wet t-shirt contest, mud wresstling, pudding wrestling , beer belly contest, frozen t-shirt contest, hot buns, shake the buns, these are easily understand and shunned. Good old fashioned, clean American sex is a favorite for being ????.
But that is only the tip (no pun intended) of what happens. There are also:
What are all of those games about? I haven't got a clue. I do know that in the world motorcycles nothing is as it seems. Game names with sexual innuendos that have nothing to do with what they are implying, just a come on like the whores on 7th avenue ( I am a Rock). Christian MCs (who wouldn't harm a fly) with riders that would scare the bajeebers out of granny on a dark street or a lite for that matter.
posted by Staffer at
3:03 PM
1 Comments:
I think that it is a very common misconception that bikers are deserving of the rowdy stereotype. I have found that bikers come from all walks of life with the intent of donning leather and mounting their motorcycles to simply go out and have a good time. Looking at the events schedule this year, there is a Christian band at Jamin' Leather, but that is not to say that you can't enjoy the music while enjoying a cold beer.
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